How to have fun in a Restroom

Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"

Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise

Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"

Say "Damn, this water is cold."

Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

Say, "Now how did that get there?"

Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa ! Easy boy !!"

Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?

Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"