After a two year long study, The National Science
Foundation announced the following results
on corporate America's recreational preferences.
1) The sport of choice for unemployed or
incarcerated people is BASKETBALL.
2) The sport of choice for maintenance
level employees is BOWLING.
3) The sport of choice for front-line
workers is FOOTBALL.
4) The sport of choice for supervisors
is BASEBALL.
5) The sport of choice for middle
management is TENNIS.
6) The sport of choice for corporate
officers is GOLF.
CONCLUSION: The higher you are in the
corporate structure, the smaller
your balls become!!