TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
the Number One thing only women understand:
1. OTHER WOMEN
Take note that there is NO mention of airplanes!!